whispertoascream
Joined Fri 11/17/06
Posts: 19743
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| Thu 09/04/08 10:54 PM |
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
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msmyka
Joined Sat 03/22/08
Posts: 6337
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| Thu 09/04/08 10:56 PM |
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Hahahaha Isaac posted this one awhile back, funny stuff LOL
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kerbear73
Joined Wed 01/02/08
Posts: 3756
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Mindsi
Joined Tue 05/13/08
Posts: 908
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| Fri 09/05/08 02:59 AM |
I've seen it before, but it's still funny. Just remember that with any application, installing new features can have unexpected consequences!
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AUDI_JAY
Joined Tue 10/30/07
Posts: 419
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| Fri 09/05/08 10:59 AM |
it forgot the get in the kitchen and make me some pie update 2.1
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Pete026
Joined Sun 10/14/07
Posts: 10111
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| Fri 09/05/08 11:13 AM |
There is a downloadable program, for those with lose morals, called Cheat.101. It's especially compatible with users on British servers 
Just a thought
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