Ah, the part of the profile where one tries to explain the qualities that make them so wonderful....hmmm....I'm up for trying a different approach....

'The Top Ten Reasons Not to Meet This Woman'

10) I work full time, because I have to
9) I have 4 kids at home (all over 18), because no one else wants them (I'm KIDDING!!)
8) I have cats, because I want them
7) My house is sometimes messy, because I'm not a maid
6) I can be a bit tardy at times, because time flies when you're having fun, I guess
5) I am not a damsel in distress...if I get a flat tire, I will change it
4) I can sometimes be a bit of a smartass, but it's all in good fun!
3) I smoke cigarettes, because it's the only vice I have
2) Apparently I snore...but I find that hard to believe

......and the number 1 reason Not to Meet Me......(insert drum roll)....
I'M HERE, BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN BUY A DATE!!!   Send me a message!

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