I like to play games and i am looking for someone who will treat me like sh!t and be a REAL****
i want him to cheat on me all the time and be constantly jealous and needy and check up on me for
no good reason. also, if you enjoy nagging about what your ex did to you, i would love to listen to you nag.
i'll really like you if you are so bitter that you have an axe to grind and since you can't do it to your ex,
you can grind it on me. fat and ugly guys who decieve me by getting pictures taken only of their faces and not their
bodies are a plus. it's not like i will notice when i meet you because i am the naive blind idiot who typed and edited this. i also
like women who lie upfront about their age, be it 50+ or 16 and that's assuming they used their real picture. if you enjoy fighting
over small things and are a stalker, hit me up. maybe we can meet at my house for a one night stand since i am always broke so i will need you
to loan me large sums of money and then we
can fight over how i don't do anything and how i am just lazy with no ambition. the more you openly do all my friends and the more
you lie to me, the more i would enjoy you, because i'm doing the same thing. i just love head games. i have a fetish for smelly men in the trailor
park, or greesey men who show there half there boxers. our favorite past time will be me wearing pajamas while shopping and I insist on getting in front of me every opportunity they get
so i can bend over to pick something up and all i see is a big a$$ of 'sheep' or 'clouds'. oh yeah, and if you are bipolar or schitzo
or something, that scores extra points!
by the way, if you did not laugh hysterically all through my profile, then
YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR, SO I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE MUCH IN COMMON HAHAHAHA   Send me a message!

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